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I Have To Be Sarcastic Or I'll Die - Sweatshirt

I Have To Be Sarcastic Or I'll Die - Sweatshirt

$39.99 USD
$39.99 USD
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Soft, worn-in comfort meets deadpan humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like an old favorite from the first wear — a little faded, a little lived-in — with a crisp, hand-drawn frog illustration and the wry line: “I have to be sarcastic or I’ll die.” It sits relaxed on the body, drapes naturally thanks to its tubular knit, and keeps its shape through regular wear because of double-needle stitching. Choose a muted color to enhance the vintage vibe. Wear it when you want your sarcasm to do the talking — at coffee shops, casual hangouts, or lazy weekends when comfort and attitude matter equally.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed for that lived-in, vintage look and soft hand
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams)
- Durable double-needle stitching and sewn-in label
- Sizes S–4XL available; 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product Details

- 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight

- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and texture

- double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting construction

- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric

- no side seams, tubular knit, reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Care Instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean