I Have To Swear Or I'll Die - Sweatshirt

A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that feels lived-in from the first wear and carries a dry, irreverent sense of humor. The front sketch of a disgruntled frog—middle finger raised—sits above the line “I have to swear or I’ll die.” It reads like a private joke you wear out loud: wry, blunt, and quietly theatrical. Thick, heavyweight cotton and a soft, muted color from the post-construction dye give this shirt that broken-in comfort you reach for again and again. Wear it on slow weekends, at coffee shops, or layered under a jacket when you want to let your sarcasm speak first.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting shape
- Range S–4XL with sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean