My Therapist Fired Me - Sweatshirt
My Therapist Fired Me - Sweatshirt
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This crewneck reads like a dry one-liner you wear when you’d rather smirk than explain—“my therapist fired me.” embroidered in restrained, perfectly petty lettering. Warm enough for couch afternoons and sharp enough for a quick trip to the corner store, it’s for the quietly sardonic who collect awkward silences and dark humor like comfort items.

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Product Details
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage color and texture
- double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting construction
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric
- no side seams, tubular knit, reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean